Tuesday 11 May 2021

Scurrilous British Press!

It would appear we are to have one final battle of the campaign as Rob has decided on an immediate attack against the French troops remaining in Bournemouth. This one will be interesting! 

10 comments:

Rob said...

Once again, I ask, what in this latest report is untrue?
The English press is the gold-standard against which others are measured and found wanting.

Jeffers said...

Mind the beach huts. I’ve got my eye on one for when I retire.

Mark Dudley said...

And no doubt if the French pull off a great victory all of a sudden Boney will reappear to claim the glory.

Stryker said...

Rob, the emperor is merely redeploying his forces to meet current strategic requirements. To depict this as some sort of defeat is to distort the truth in a preposterous way!

Stryker said...

Jeffers, sadly the Old Guard took the beach huts with them as they wanted some shade on deck during the voyage home!

Stryker said...

Mark, well, of course!

MSFoy said...

That's the height of scurrility, if I ever saw one. There's not even any rubbish puns in it - what kind of newspaper is that?

Matt said...

Napoleon will be on Oprah within the next 6 months for sure setting the record straight.

Rob said...

MSFoy I've got your number, he who would make a pun would pick a pocket.

Stryker said...

Matt, that would only be proper or maybe he could write a kids book?