It’s a lie. I’ve just been upstairs and I can’t see anything. I don’t recognise that woman or the cow, either. That tatty shed looks like Trowbridge, though.
Probably after the Frome Model Centre, but that is Somerset. As soon as they find out the FMC is the only thing keeping the house prices up, they may turn east. No worries, though. Lord Bath would stop them on the border with his army of giraffe-mounted dragoons and drop bears.
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Fake News! How dare you! I'll have you know those sketches are from life and life drawings don't lie!
Rob, we all know these can be faked with Sketch-o-Shop!
It’s a lie. I’ve just been upstairs and I can’t see anything. I don’t recognise that woman or the cow, either. That tatty shed looks like Trowbridge, though.
Jeffers, I knew it - all LIES! No self respecting Frenchman would go within 100 miles of Trowbridge! Possibly Frome though?
The woman in the sketch has now been identified as Mrs Miggins being robbed* of the fresher ingredients for her legendary "Olde Meatte Pie".
*Napoleon's PR team claim that the animals were in fact only removed to promote veganism and better animal welfare have been met with some scepticism.
Probably after the Frome Model Centre, but that is Somerset. As soon as they find out the FMC is the only thing keeping the house prices up, they may turn east. No worries, though. Lord Bath would stop them on the border with his army of giraffe-mounted dragoons and drop bears.
Matt, those are not real cows they are sculptures made of tofo!
Jeffers, The French will steer clear as Napoleon is concerned the common soldiers may be entranced by Lord Baths murals and then get lost in the maze!
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