Monday, 29 March 2021

Fake News?

There are rumours (unsubstantiated) that the French have advanced as far as Wiltshire...



8 comments:

Rob said...

Fake News! How dare you! I'll have you know those sketches are from life and life drawings don't lie!

Stryker said...

Rob, we all know these can be faked with Sketch-o-Shop!

Jeffers said...

It’s a lie. I’ve just been upstairs and I can’t see anything. I don’t recognise that woman or the cow, either. That tatty shed looks like Trowbridge, though.

Stryker said...

Jeffers, I knew it - all LIES! No self respecting Frenchman would go within 100 miles of Trowbridge! Possibly Frome though?

Matt said...

The woman in the sketch has now been identified as Mrs Miggins being robbed* of the fresher ingredients for her legendary "Olde Meatte Pie".

*Napoleon's PR team claim that the animals were in fact only removed to promote veganism and better animal welfare have been met with some scepticism.

Jeffers said...

Probably after the Frome Model Centre, but that is Somerset. As soon as they find out the FMC is the only thing keeping the house prices up, they may turn east. No worries, though. Lord Bath would stop them on the border with his army of giraffe-mounted dragoons and drop bears.

Stryker said...

Matt, those are not real cows they are sculptures made of tofo!

Stryker said...

Jeffers, The French will steer clear as Napoleon is concerned the common soldiers may be entranced by Lord Baths murals and then get lost in the maze!